Mormons:

They ride bikes in long pants and shirts and ties, respect.

This guy, who is commuting home from work on a Townie:

His chain was horribly rusty but was still functioning quite well.
I wanted to point it out to him but he had that “Grandfather” kind
of intimidating presence and so I thought I would leave him be.

These people do not ride bikes: City of Fresno Concrete Crews:

Rocks, screws, nails, sticks, dirt, etc is strewn about in one of the nicest
bike lanes in town. Good thing concrete dries overnight.

Ride it like its your only choice.