Pedal: Hi, I’m a Crank Brothers Egg Beater pedal. I was a reasonable price on Ebay. I’ve functioned perfectly for months until today. I don’t feel well. I’m squeaking badly. Help me.

Zak: NO! ………………………………

Pedal: But I need it!

Zak: Ah ok I’ll fix you but you had better be quiet for another couple of months at least.

Pedal: Thanks, I promise I will.

Grumble